She’s so real for this
While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You’re weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I’ve fallen in love with you. Who said that.
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okay. which of you motherfuckers taught my vile little homunculus how to put on eyeliner
it is fucking serving.
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Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it’s a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,
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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh
the professor uploaded this sideways. I’m sparing you at least that bit
Image from the best pdf I ever saw, [Elliot 2025]:
[Elliot 2050] - The Utterly Unhinged Elamo-Minoan Hypothesis https://www.academia.edu/128559713
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flekitual-deactivated20250406:
telling your online friends “wait there i’m coming” is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they’re within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they’re overseas it’s funny because how are you getting there. especially if it’s a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i’m walking in their general direction
throwback from the tiktok ban
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people say they want complex female characters and then hate on avatar korra







